John brought it to my attention that my website has been deemed unfit for consumption by the Loudoun County Department of Information Technology, all while Broad Run High School features me on their website as a “successful alumnus.”
I was confused at first, but then I remembered that this site is full of HOT AMATEUR writing, INCREDIBLE GIRL-ON-GIRL dialogue, and ways to INSTANTLY INCREASE THE SIZE OF MY ego.
Who can blame them?
Sir, you have reached one of the pinnacles of human achievement. You have been simultaniously praised and prohibited by the same people. Congrats, can celebrity and ignominy (and then more celebrity) be far behind?