Let’s face it. I’m popular and attractive. And doggone it, people like me. So it only makes sense that my social calendar should suddenly be littered with extracurricular pursuits. I’ve been busy, folks. I’ve been painting the town light red. I’ve been hitting improv and sketch comedy shows since Friday. And I even went to the movies on Sunday night, for goodness’ sake.

I’ve been staying out late. I regret it in the morning, but I’m grateful for it by noon or so.