I just met my housemate’s girlfriend and I all could think was, “I have heard you have an orgasm.”
09.20.2008
In Which I Meet New People
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Hey, I'm Dylan. I'm a marginally employable college graduate living and trying to work in New York City. I was on TV a few times. Feel free to email me.
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