The Dylan Love
STARTING WITH NOTHING, AND HANGING ON TO MOST OF IT.
In Which David Plays Live

Remember David?

He played live tonight as part of some sort of music and arts festival. It was in a swanky bar on Water Street, so I made my way out to Brooklyn. Anytime I leave Manhattan, I revert to some kind of overly cautious tourist, frightened of getting lost in the gray mean city. Brooklyn’s not laid out on a grid! It’s terrifying! The streets have names like “Main” and “High.” No rhyme or reason to it at all, unlike Manhattan’s sensible number system.

Thankfully I made it. I was probably the first person to use a compass in New York since Henry Hudson.

David’s great live. He’s got a charisma that most seem to lack on stage, talking to the audience and even giving the rowdy bar crowd a polite “Shhhh!” in mid-song. Feet were stomping to the beat and his voice carried to the rafters. He’s got it.

I later wandered into a Jamba Juice. It’s a smoothie place and new favorite vice of mine. They took a page right out of Starbucks’s playbook and renamed the universal small, medium, and large with something more proprietary. I can’t remember what the first two are called, but a large is called “power.” Aside from being a completely badass name for a measurement, this allows me to order a “power Peach Pleasure, please.”

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