In Which Euphemisms Present Themselves

November 11th, 2008 · 2 comments

No joke - I took the elevator today with Dr. Ruth.

But when you’re with Dr. Ruth, an “elevator ride” is something entirely different.

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  • 1 Nancy // Nov 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    You mean you didn’t say anything?! I mean I know it is like against the law to talk in elevators in NYC, but seriously I think an exception can be made for Dr. Ruth. I would have totally asked her something really random, like “How about them Yankees?!” Since I am sure relationship questions get her annoyed sometimes… I wonder if she has ever like just snapped at someone like “omg enough with your problems what about mine?!” Ok I am typing too much, but this little entry has intrigued me… like what would I say if I saw her on an elevator, did she smell good?! Is she really that short? Ahh so many questions…

  • 2 Philip // Nov 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    So you’re saying you went down on Dr. Ruth?

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