The Dylan Love
STARTING WITH NOTHING, AND HANGING ON TO MOST OF IT.
In Which I Glitter

I’m disappointed. Miley Cyrus won an MTV Music Award for best song. She beat out BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. How is this possible? Even God is a Springsteen fan.

Last night I went to a party. I was one in a sea of Hollywood glitterati – you know, people who glitter.

How to Offend Californian Women:

  1. Be honest.
  2. Repeat as needed.

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