The Dylan Love

01.13.2010

Some Of My Friends’ Facebook Status Updates (Without Context, Of Course) #5

Why wasn’t my childhood exciting?
I think I’ve completed my mission to advertise Teddy Grahams as much as possible.
I knew Jeff Zucker was a wanker when he didn’t wear the wristband I gave him at the Late Night wrap party.
Doing some jazz hands.
I’m not sure which is the more atrocious oversight – that “Scenes from an Italian Restaurant” is not on my Billy Joel greatest hits album or that “If You Want to Sing Out, Sing Out” is not on my Cat Stevens greatest hits album.
My ears are so stuffed from illness that I think I accidentally agreed to move to Chad with my cab driver, who I think waited on my block to see what apartment building I entered. That’s OK, RIGHT?!

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