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		<title>The Kind Of Guy I Am</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/07/03/the-kind-of-guy-i-am/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 06:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I use words like &#8220;precocious&#8221; and &#8220;obsequious&#8221; in text messages.
You might look at me and say, &#8220;He must have been a big goofball his whole life.&#8221; But you&#8217;d be wrong. I wasn&#8217;t always big.
I know what channels to watch and when to watch them if you want to see eight hours of Cops in one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Beatles Are On My Mind</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/07/02/the-beatles-are-on-my-mind/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 02:39:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It started while I was in the car with Colin the other day. He put The Beatles&#8217; One in the CD player and we sang like assholes stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic. I&#8217;ve had various Beatles songs stuck in my head ever since. My only complaint is that the FreeCreditReport.com jingle seems to sneak in there [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8216;The Sopranos&#8217; Finale</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/07/01/the-sopranos-finale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 06:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It usually takes me a few years before I catch on to a fad or get up to speed on what is considered trendy. For example, I only just now finished The Sopranos on DVD. Now I suppose I&#8217;ll put down my Tamagotchi and glass of Crystal Pepsi long enough to write about it.
The biggest [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which A New Word Is Invented</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/30/in-which-a-new-word-is-invented/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 05:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard that Michael Bay was catching flack over some allegedly racist portrayals of robots in his new movie Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I thought the whole situation was pretty laughable until I actually saw the movie. Here were two jive-talking robots who, in addition to speaking like black cartoon characters from the 1940s, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Visit The Californication Office</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/30/in-which-i-visit-the-californication-office/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 23:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m unemployed, but that doesn&#8217;t mean I can&#8217;t go to work. I have a friend who is a production assistant on Californication, and today I followed him to his office. It&#8217;s tucked away in Culver City, making for a bit of a drive from my current digs in North Hollywood. If you&#8217;ve never had the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Get You Up To Speed</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/29/in-which-i-get-you-up-to-speed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 01:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want to tell you a story.
From 2004 to 2009 I attended one o&#8217; them liberal arts colleges where I took classes with names like &#8220;Socialist Pottery&#8221; and &#8220;Calculus of the Old Testament.&#8221; I graduated seven short weeks ago. Faced with a lack of health insurance and a surplus of free time, getting a job [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Press On</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/18/in-which-i-press-on/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:14:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am sleeping on a futon. I am watching old episodes of The Sopranos. I am catching up on back issues of Green Lantern Corps. I am applying to jobs. I am contemplating my general station in life.
Success, you elusive bastard.
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		<title>In Which I&#039;m Still Waiting</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/11/in-which-im-still-waiting/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 03:21:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s gotten to the point that I can&#8217;t go to bed without listening to &#8220;Bridge Over Troubled Water&#8221; a few times in a row. Who knows? But here I am, panning for gold on the west coast, anxiously awaiting a phone call that could bring employment or disappointment.
I haven&#8217;t had many creative thoughts lately, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which We See Some Movies</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/07/in-which-we-see-some-movies/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:44:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s the thing. The California sun will turn your pupils into needlepoints and your skin into French toast. That&#8217;s reason enough for me to never go outside as it is, but today I made an exception to go poke around downtown Hollywood.
The first stop was the Paramount movie lot, which looks a lot more like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Glitter</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2009/06/06/in-which-i-glitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 22:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m disappointed. Miley Cyrus won an MTV Music Award for best song. She beat out BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN. How is this possible? Even God is a Springsteen fan.
Last night I went to a party. I was one in a sea of Hollywood glitterati &#8211; you know, people who glitter.
How to Offend Californian Women:

Be honest.
Repeat as needed.

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