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	<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:43:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>In Which I Learn Something</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/18/in-which-i-learn-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 04:30:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today John Hodgman taught me the difference between a crocodile and an alligator.
Jeff Corwin was a guest on the show and he brought all kinds of animals with him. Leopards, otters, penguins, and more. I was in the hallway walking right past John as Corwin&#8217;s animal handlers lugged a giant green monster towards the stage [...]]]></description>
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		<title>SMS</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/18/sms-5/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:29:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The first words I heard John Hodgman say in person: &#8220;That movie was directed by a pedophile.&#8221;
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		<title>In Which I Tell Some Jokes</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/18/in-which-i-tell-some-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 04:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Check it out.

That&#8217;s me doing standup comedy in the basement of Comix on 14th Street. I&#8217;ve discovered a failsafe way to make people laugh - just tell them true stories about my romantic misadventures. I did three and a half minutes tonight and I feel pretty good about it.
This will happen again.
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		<title>In Which I Get Sappy</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/15/in-which-i-get-sappy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 02:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, if I am very lucky, the view from my kitchen window is a great one.

There&#8217;s a couple living in the opposite building and sometimes, late at night, they&#8217;ll play Frank Sinatra or old show tunes on a stereo with their window open, filling the whole alley with sentimental sound. They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Go To Bed Quite Tired</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/14/in-which-i-go-to-bed-quite-tired/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:06:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;d like to think that my life is nothing but a rolling avalanche of excitement and intrigue, something for scholars to ponder and ladies to behold, but the truth right now is simply this - I worked my ass off this week. I was so far removed from the glamorous machine of the American television [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which Euphemisms Present Themselves</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/11/in-which-euphemisms-present-themselves/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 03:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[No joke - I took the elevator today with Dr. Ruth.
But when you&#8217;re with Dr. Ruth, an &#8220;elevator ride&#8221; is something entirely different.
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		<title>In Which I Am Coming Down With Something</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/11/in-which-i-am-coming-down-with-something/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 04:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[New York City is putting my immune system through its paces. Apparently, washing my hands with the usual OCD regularity ain&#8217;t cutting the mustard. I&#8217;ve been sniffling. Sniffling!
Sure, I could eat right and exercise. But then I wouldn&#8217;t have time for cupcakes or naps.
Surely you know BJ Novak. He plays Ryan on The Office. He&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Buy The Cow</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/09/in-which-i-buy-the-cow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Nov 2008 04:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s a juice bar across the street from my house. Every day I walk by and think about all the evil, filthy food I put in my body throughout the week and how maybe a visit to the juice bar might curb some of it. Today I finally paid the place a visit.
It redefined &#8220;organic&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which I Forget How To Work A Door</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/06/in-which-i-forget-how-to-work-a-door/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:40:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I walked down the stairs this morning, heading for work. I held out my arm to push the door open while walking, never slowing down for a second. Before I knew it, my elbow came back and smashed into my stomach. As I lay on the floor gasping for a full breath of air, I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In Which God Weighs In</title>
		<link>http://thedylanlove.com/2008/11/05/in-which-god-weighs-in/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 03:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dylan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;God will do the right thing on election day.&#8221;
-Sarah Palin
Thanks God!
Last night was like New Year&#8217;s Eve in November. People shouting, cars honking, jubilation! How lucky I am to be where I was. Strangers were high-fiving, slapping each other on the back. The optimism was tangible as I wandered around Times Square, a big stupid [...]]]></description>
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